FastMCP server for posting formatted content to X (Twitter) — Tollbooth-monetized, DPYC-native
Excalibur MCP server exists for a simple reason — assistants are far more useful when they can act on Excalibur directly instead of describing what you should do. FastMCP server for posting formatted content to X (Twitter) — Tollbooth-monetized, DPYC-native.
Sword-swift posting of pretty tweets to X (Twitter) via AI agents, monetized with Bitcoin Lightning micropayments through the DPYC(TM) Tollbooth protocol.
Once Excalibur is connected, these are the calls the assistant has available:
Category — ToolsPurchase — purchase_credits, check_paymentNotarization — notarize_ledger, list_notarizations, get_notarization_proofOnboarding — get_operator_onboarding_status, get_patron_onboarding_statuspost_tweet — Post a text tweet with markdown-to-Unicode rich text formattingpost_tweet_image — Post a tweet with a hero banner image (image URL or SVG rendered to PNG)get_x_profile — Fetch the connected X account's handle and name for this patron (free)create_post — Store a new post (draft or scheduled); returns its post_idget_post — Read one stored post by id (owner-scoped)list_posts — List your stored posts, server-side sorted, filtered, and paginatedupdate_post — Patch a stored post (doc, publish_at, recurrence, status)delete_post — Delete a stored post (soft delete by default)Setup follows the usual MCP pattern — install or clone the server, register it in your client's configuration file, restart the client.
You will need 2 environment variables: NEON_DATABASE_URL, SCHEDULER_WORKER_URL. The server will not start without them, which is usually why the tools fail to appear on a first run. Keep credentials in your client's env block or a secrets manager rather than in a file you might commit.
Plenty of developer tooling servers cover similar ground. The differences that matter in practice are scope of access and how much setup stands between you and a working tool call. Excalibur's toolset — Category, Purchase, Notarization and 11 more — is a fair guide to whether it matches your workflow. It is maintained by lonniev; worth a glance at recent repository activity before you build anything load-bearing on it.
We check each listing at SyncDev against the project's documentation before it goes live — if something here drifts out of date, it is a bug worth reporting.
| Tool | What it does |
|---|---|
| Category | Tools |
| Purchase | purchase_credits, check_payment |
| Notarization | notarize_ledger, list_notarizations, get_notarization_proof |
| Onboarding | get_operator_onboarding_status, get_patron_onboarding_status |
| post_tweet | Post a text tweet with markdown-to-Unicode rich text formatting |
| post_tweet_image | Post a tweet with a hero banner image (image URL or SVG rendered to PNG) |
| get_x_profile | Fetch the connected X account's handle and name for this patron (free) |
| create_post | Store a new post (draft or scheduled); returns its post_id |
| get_post | Read one stored post by id (owner-scoped) |
| list_posts | List your stored posts, server-side sorted, filtered, and paginated |
| update_post | Patch a stored post (doc, publish_at, recurrence, status) |
| delete_post | Delete a stored post (soft delete by default) |
| list_snippets | List your saved post snippets (server-side sorted/filtered/paginated) |
| get_snippet | Read one saved snippet by id |
| Variable | Description | Required |
|---|---|---|
| NEON_DATABASE_URL | Endpoint or connection string the server talks to. | Yes |
| SCHEDULER_WORKER_URL | Endpoint or connection string the server talks to. | Yes |
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