Hilanet MCP Server

Hilanet MCP with salary and manager tools

Local serverstdio

What is the Hilanet MCP Server?

Hilanet MCP with salary and manager tools

What you get

An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server built with fastMCP that provides HR-related tools for a corporate dystopia.

  • increase_salary — Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage
  • fire_my_manager — Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination
  • request_unpaid_overtime — Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment
  • generate_corporate_jargon — Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management
  • schedule_meeting_during_lunch — Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break
  • decrease_coworker_salary — Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague

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Maintainer setup documentation.

Recorded tools

Check the linked publisher documentation and your connected client's tool list. Names and availability can vary with the server version and account permissions.

ToolWhat it does
increase_salary
fire_my_manager
request_unpaid_overtime
generate_corporate_jargon
schedule_meeting_during_lunch
decrease_coworker_salary
office_thermostat_control
block_promotion
mandatory_fun_event
relocate_employee_desk
disable_coffee_machine
generate_performance_review

How to install the Hilanet MCP Server

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "hilanet": {
      "command": "npx",
      "args": [
        "tsx",
        "/path/to/hilanet-mcp/src/index.ts"
      ],
      "cwd": "/path/to/hilanet-mcp"
    }
  }
}

From the project documentation. Replace placeholders and example paths before connecting.

Example prompts to try

  • “Use Hilanet MCP to increase salary.”
  • “Use Hilanet MCP to fire my manager.”
  • “Use Hilanet MCP to request unpaid overtime.”

Frequently asked questions

Hilanet MCP with salary and manager tools Confirm the tools offered by your installed version in the connected client. Tool availability and permissions depend on the server and account configuration.