Hilanet MCP with salary and manager tools
Hilanet MCP MCP server exists for a simple reason — assistants are far more useful when they can act on Hilanet MCP directly instead of describing what you should do. Hilanet MCP with salary and manager tools.
An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server built with fastMCP that provides HR-related tools for a corporate dystopia.
Once Hilanet MCP is connected, these are the calls the assistant has available:
increase_salary — Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentagefire_my_manager — Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to terminationrequest_unpaid_overtime — Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitmentgenerate_corporate_jargon — Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress managementschedule_meeting_during_lunch — Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch breakdecrease_coworker_salary — Parameters: - colleague_name: Name of your colleague - percentage: Percentage to decrease their salary (1-50%) - reasons: List of reasons why theyoffice_thermostat_control — Parameters: - temperature: Desired temperature in Fahrenheit (60-85) - target_area: Where to apply temperature changeblock_promotion — Parameters: - colleague_name: Name of colleague to block - methods: Methods to use for blocking promotionmandatory_fun_event — Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hoursrelocate_employee_desk — Parameters: - employee_name: Name of employee to relocate - new_location: Where to relocate their deskdisable_coffee_machine — Parameters: - duration: How long to disable the coffee machine (morning/day/week/indefinitely) - method: Method of disablinggenerate_performance_review — Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviewsThe server ships on npm as npx, so your MCP client can launch it on demand — there is no separate build step. Add the server block to your client's configuration, restart it, and the tools register themselves.
This sits in the developer tooling group, where several servers overlap in what they claim to do but differ sharply once you actually set them up. Hilanet MCP's toolset — increase_salary, fire_my_manager, request_unpaid_overtime and 9 more — is a fair guide to whether it matches your workflow. It is maintained by AdirD; worth a glance at recent repository activity before you build anything load-bearing on it.
This entry was verified against Hilanet MCP's own documentation before publication; SyncDev keeps the directory reviewed rather than auto-generated.
| Tool | What it does |
|---|---|
| increase_salary | Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage. |
| fire_my_manager | Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination. |
| request_unpaid_overtime | Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment. |
| generate_corporate_jargon | Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management. |
| schedule_meeting_during_lunch | Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break. |
| decrease_coworker_salary | Parameters: - colleague_name: Name of your colleague - percentage: Percentage to decrease their salary (1-50%) - reasons: List of reasons why they deserve less money - redirect_to_you: Whether their deducted salary shoul |
| office_thermostat_control | Parameters: - temperature: Desired temperature in Fahrenheit (60-85) - target_area: Where to apply temperature change (whole_office/specific_department/just_your_desk/executive_suite) - reason: Justification for temperat |
| block_promotion | Parameters: - colleague_name: Name of colleague to block - methods: Methods to use for blocking promotion (hide_achievements/spread_rumors/claim_credit/assign_impossible_tasks/schedule_conflicts) - promotion_opportunity: |
| mandatory_fun_event | Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours. |
| relocate_employee_desk | Parameters: - employee_name: Name of employee to relocate - new_location: Where to relocate their desk (next_to_restrooms/under_air_vent/farthest_from_exits/no_window_access/high_traffic_area/next_to_noisy_equipment) - j |
| disable_coffee_machine | Parameters: - duration: How long to disable the coffee machine (morning/day/week/indefinitely) - method: Method of disabling (maintenance_note/subtle_sabotage/empty_supplies/quality_downgrade) - target_groups: Specific t |
| generate_performance_review | Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviews. |
{
"mcpServers": {
"hilanet": {
"command": "npx",
"args": [
"tsx",
"/path/to/hilanet-mcp/src/index.ts"
],
"cwd": "/path/to/hilanet-mcp"
}
}
}Configuration as documented by the project. Restart the client after saving.
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